Noah 🎈
@ansel_sol I keep complaining about things and @L0STE_ keeps fixing them within a day, we're going to have a problem here soon when I run out of things to complain about. I don't know what my personality would be without complaining on the internet
中文: @ansel_sol 我不停地抱怨事情，@L0STE_ 会在一天之内继续解决，当我用完抱怨的事情时，很快就会遇到问题。我不知道在不抱怨互联网的情况下，我的个性会是什么
2026-04-10 17:47:11
Noah 🎈
Solana if we had never started using Borsh https://twitter.com/redacted_noah/status/2042055753817837940/photo/1
中文: 索拉娜，如果我们从未开始使用
2026-04-09 01:43:25
Noah 🎈
Quasar devs ship my feedback faster than Amazon prime. I don’t know what Leo’s X handle is, but holy GOATed https://github.com/blueshift-gg/quasar/pull/109 https://github.com/blueshift-gg/quasar/pull/112
中文: Quasar 开发人员比亚马逊 Prime 更快地发布我的反馈。我不知道利奥的X手柄是什么，但神圣的山羊
2026-04-08 18:51:08
Noah 🎈
You can just build things. No more blind signing. No need for a dedicated signing device when you can just trust your Ledger. https://twitter.com/redacted_noah/status/2041571884018643408/video/1
中文: 你可以只建造一些东西。 不再盲目签名。无需使用专用签名设备，您只需信任您的账本。
2026-04-07 17:40:42
Noah 🎈
https://x.com/i/article/2041250397826994177
2026-04-07 14:18:22
Noah 🎈
@toly Agree with you there. App devs are solving the problem. https://github.com/solana-program/program-metadata This is an app. But wtf is this?? You built what is effectively a schema registry without versioning and backwards compatibility? Embarrassing. I could build a real schema registry that competes,…
中文: @toly 同意你的观点。应用程序开发人员正在解决此问题。 这是一个应用程序。但这是吗?你构建了一个没有版本化和向后兼容性的架构注册表?尴尬。 我可以构建一个真正具有竞争力的模式注册表......
2026-03-26 18:00:55
Noah 🎈
New Solana devs won't appreciate the horrible Rube Goldberg machine of code that re-signs and re-submits transactions when the blockhash expires because they took to long to land, because it never happens anymore. Chain is too smooth now. But I am going to guard that code like a…
中文: 新索拉纳开发团队不会欣赏那台糟糕的鲁贝·戈德堡代码机器，该机器在封锁期满后会重新签名并重新提交交易，因为它们需要长时间着陆，因为这种机器再也不会发生。现在链条太流畅了。 但我会像保护一个......一样守护那个代码
2026-03-23 19:41:44
Noah 🎈
How @Austin_Federa sleeps at night knowing we blame @vibhu for everything now https://twitter.com/redacted_noah/status/2036148116198662557/photo/1
中文: @Austin_Federa 晚上睡觉时，知道我们把所有事情都归咎于 @vibhu
2026-03-23 18:28:35
Noah 🎈
It's been about a year, so I think it'd be fun to look back and see which of these complaints has been solved. 1. IDL infrastructure is even more of a mess now. There's now two sources of truth, the original PDA and now a metadata program. Unfortunately, the metadata program was…
中文: 已经过去一年了，所以回想起来，看看这些投诉中哪些已经解决，会很有趣。 1。如今，IDL 基础设施更加混乱。现在有两种真相来源:原始的PDA，以及现在的元数据程序。不幸的是，元数据程序是......
2026-03-19 16:34:02
Noah 🎈
You can just do things. Helius transaction APIs + graph visualization are going to be the new way to dig through on chain data.
中文: 你只能做事情。HeLius 事务 API + 图形可视化将成为挖掘链式数据的新方式。
2026-03-18 21:56:07
Noah 🎈
P-token is a great example of why Solana is killing it on perf. Everyone thought the solution to scale was overly creative architecture. Meanwhile, Solana coredev have been optimizing with incremental changes for years. 10% gain here, 30% there. Compounding, and battle tested.
中文: P-Token 是索拉纳在人们身上杀死它的一个很好的例子。每个人都认为规模化的解决方案是过于富有创意的架构。 与此同时，索拉纳·科里德夫多年来一直通过渐进式变革进行优化。这里增长了10%，达到30%。复合，并经过测试。
2026-03-14 14:17:26
Noah 🎈
I want my legacy to be writing an immutable Solana program that is so widely used and CU unoptimized that they’re forced to create a SIMD to hot swap it with a faster version. 10/10 whoever wrote spl-token was a chad
中文: 我希望我的遗产是编写一个不可变的索拉纳程序，该程序被广泛使用且CU未被优化，以至于他们被迫创建一个SIMD，以用更快的版本进行热交换。10/10 任何编写 spl-token 的人都是一个 chad
2026-03-14 00:56:24
Noah 🎈
(1/?) Introducing the Chewing Glass Explorer, a Solana explorer built for devs. I got tired of explorers, so this week I decided to vibecode my own. Sol is basically a graph database, devs want to be able to explore the full context of accounts without a million clicks. https://twitter.com/redacted_noah/status/2032536255498420690/photo/1
中文: (1/?)介绍为开发人员打造的索拉纳探险者咀嚼玻璃探险者。我厌倦了探险家，所以这周我决定自己编造。 Sol 基本上是一个图形数据库，开发人员希望能够在无需点击一百万次的情况下浏览账户的完整上下文。
2026-03-13 19:16:20
Noah 🎈
As requested, all my current complaints in no particular order: 1. Uploaded IDL on-chain management is a mess. It has no versioning history, and when IDLs have breaking changes (like anchor 0.30+) all old clients currently looking at the on-chain IDL break. Why can't I lock a…
中文: 根据要求，我目前所有投诉无特定顺序: 1。上传的IDL链上管理是一团糟。它没有版本控制的历史，当IDL发生突破性变化(如锚定0.30+)时，所有老客户目前都在关注链上IDL的突破。为什么我不能锁上一个......
2025-01-28 20:41:51